HIGH The buildup to the second boss fight.
LOW The actual second boss fight.
WTF “Little guys for big jobs” is a profoundly weird way to describe bullets.
HIGH The buildup to the second boss fight.
LOW The actual second boss fight.
WTF “Little guys for big jobs” is a profoundly weird way to describe bullets.
HIGH Exceptional multiplayer.
LOW Lackluster campaign. Some slow progression.
WTF Staying up late during work nights to try and end on a win.
HIGH Great use of Remedy’s Control aesthetic for a team shooter.
LOW Little interaction between the different weapon classes.
WTF Don’t ask about Sticky Ricky…
HIGH I never knew a chainsaw leg power slide would be everything I needed in life!
LOW The grappling hook can be aggravating to use.
WTF You can fight a vending machine, because reasons!
HIGH The enhancements improve the creepy factor of an already-eerie game.
LOW The first two titles have numerous bugs and crashing issues.
WTF Burers, man…
HIGH The sound design rocks.
LOW So many bugs.
WTF Those zombies dressed as pigs standing still, doing nothing.
HIGH Goodbye “Quests”, hello “Leads”!
LOW Shallow gameplay mechanics.
WTF They “say less is more” but isn’t it too little!?
HIGH Think The Office, but with cults and the occasional demon.
LOW The combat mechanics feel floaty.
WTF A vampire priest purging demons — just another day in Poland.
HIGH The chainsaw leg is as awesome as it sounds.
LOW Awkward control mapping.
WTF Does the tale of Johnny Turbo really need audio logs?
HIGH Witty, offbeat dialogue steeped in queer culture, Grammy-worthy soundtrack.
LOW Boss fights.
WTF This game is hornier than a Renaissance faire, so how are there no sex scenes?