HIGH Great production values and an ’80s MTV aesthetic.
LOW Writing that reminded me how old I am.
WTF Classic channel scrambling from the ’80s and ’90s is here, too.
Author: Justin Grandfield
Heartworm Review
HIGH A unique take on the genre. Some unusual locales.
LOW Nasty stuttering often occurs in the late game.
WTF Sharp-eyed explorers will spot a neat Resident Evil Easter egg.
My Friendly Neighborhood Review
HIGH The atmosphere is superb and the puppets are comically feral.
LOW Some severe framerate drops. Plentiful healing dials the tension down.
WTF Have you ever seen a depressed puppet?
Lushfoil Photography Sim Review
HIGH Some of the locations are visually stunning…
LOW …But the game engine makes parts of them look terrible.
WTF There’s an extremely pixelated SpongeBob sticker in one map.
Turbo Overkill Second Opinion
HIGH I never knew a chainsaw leg power slide would be everything I needed in life!
LOW The grappling hook can be aggravating to use.
WTF You can fight a vending machine, because reasons!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Legends Of The Zone Trilogy Enhanced Edition Review
HIGH The enhancements improve the creepy factor of an already-eerie game.
LOW The first two titles have numerous bugs and crashing issues.
WTF Burers, man…
American Arcadia Review
HIGH The world is incredibly fleshed out.
LOW Some overly tight timing on puzzles grated on my nerves.
WTF The whole story is one giant WTF moment after another.
Mudborne Review
HIGH A great balance between cozy and challenging, plus frogs with hats.
LOW A few visual glitches and some awkward tools.
WTF I’m afraid we’ll need to use… math.
Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered Review
HIGH Fantastic improvements and modernizations.
LOW There are still some rough spots, despite said changes
WTF The music track that plays in the nightclub level slaps hard.
Once Alive Review
HIGH An intriguing tale that features some interesting twists.
LOW Game performance issues and stilted voice acting mar the experience.
WTF You don’t want to turn 57 years old in HaustVille…