HIGH Tutorials that help me get better at Lumines.
LOW Visual overload can make it hard to focus.
WTF How is the soundtrack this good?
HIGH Tutorials that help me get better at Lumines.
LOW Visual overload can make it hard to focus.
WTF How is the soundtrack this good?
HIGH Fantastic combat system that is both modern and an homage to classic RPGs.
LOW Sluggish pacing in the middle chapters.
WTF “How about a hundred smacks on the ass?”
HIGH Superlative physics. Big trucks. Gnarly vistas.
LOW Saber’s UI design continues to be nightmarish.
WTF A restaurant on one of the maps is named “The Smell Out”
HIGH The atmosphere is superb and the puppets are comically feral.
LOW Some severe framerate drops. Plentiful healing dials the tension down.
WTF Have you ever seen a depressed puppet?
HIGH Classic compulsive Monster Train cardplay, crunchier than ever.
LOW Higher learning curve than the first. Some unclear interactions.
WTF Which one of you sickos put all these waifus in the train???
HIGH Some of the locations are visually stunning…
LOW …But the game engine makes parts of them look terrible.
WTF There’s an extremely pixelated SpongeBob sticker in one map.
HIGH I never knew a chainsaw leg power slide would be everything I needed in life!
LOW The grappling hook can be aggravating to use.
WTF You can fight a vending machine, because reasons!
HIGH The enhancements improve the creepy factor of an already-eerie game.
LOW The first two titles have numerous bugs and crashing issues.
WTF Burers, man…
HIGH Intermittently brilliant physics puzzling. Beautiful music.
LOW Frustrating interface. Timed levels. The camera.
WTF The Undo “feature” is a war crime
HIGH Likeable characters.
LOW The slow pace.
WTF Animal animations are hard!