HIGH Surfing a missile into a building is rad as hell.
LOW There’s a suboptimal amount of downtime in the stage design.
WTF Joe’s eloquent way with words.
HIGH Surfing a missile into a building is rad as hell.
LOW There’s a suboptimal amount of downtime in the stage design.
WTF Joe’s eloquent way with words.
HIGH It’s Tail Time.
LOW It’s Tail Time.
WTF It’s Tail Time.
HIGH Clever level design. Throwback one-bit style. Unsettling sci-fi and horror elements.
LOW Missed opportunities for world-building, wonky controls, tedious trial and error gameplay.
WTF No mouse controls whatsoever?
HIGH Snow Bros. finally gets a successor!
LOW Camera controls are severely lacking.
WTF The final gauntlet…
HIGH Deftly balances difficulty and offers well-designed levels.
LOW Being unable to change jump direction in mid-air should have died in the ’80s
WTF The breathy way Valkyries whisper “impressive”…
HIGH Offers a great mix of Bloodborne and Mario Kart.
LOW Battle mode is a major weak spot. No online multi is a missed opportunity.
WTF Why is this game not getting more attention?
HIGH Great premise!
LOW Feels too gamey and artificial — no emotional stakes.
WTF I really can’t get over these low obstacles?
HIGH This may be some of the best game-feel of the decade.
LOW Honestly, the soccer minigame kinda sucks.
WTF Feeding your pet fish… fish-fries
HIGH Hitting a huge group of goblins with the wand for the first time.
LOW The final third feels like a letdown.
WTF The musical mid-game box battle.
HIGH Incredibly fast action. Colorful and vibrant.
LOW It starts crazy difficult, ramps up to nigh impossible. Disappointing overall package.
WTF No, seriously, just WTF?