Needs A Rolling Start HIGH Ricocheting through the last 20% of “Weave” with sparks flying en route to a record time. LOW The overly technical and slow “Palm” track. WTF It is insanely goofy that the sharpest turns are the easiest. The simplest kind of racing comes in the form […]
HIGH Nuking the dragon with an array of archers before it torched anything.
LOW Wounded swordsmen taking space in my army without ever returning to action.
WTF This is obviously a fantasy world, yet there are no fantasy buildings or units?
HIGH Stomping the Dungeon boss as the Order.
LOW Basically every time I fought the frustrating Keep boss.
WTF Why is the river such a weak terrain?
HIGH Simply chilling in high places and taking in the view of the world.
LOW The ending, which is poorly designed and written, and riddled with bugs.
WTF Oh, so that’s not a frog statue.
The Body As A Temple Of Doom HIGH Bloody Mary and her sweetheart. LOW The third chapter, boringly premised and absurdly presented. WTF I defeated a spider by knocking it into a shallow hole? You know they crawl up walls, right? Angie Weathers is dying of cancer and there is […]
HIGH Petting the dog! Players must pet the dog.
LOW Spending too much time getting Chaz to the sax in “Crouching Bassline, Hidden Saxophone”.
WTF Why do these people take their instruments everywhere?
HIGH The first sight of the colony’s oxygen engine.
LOW Trying to figure out how to back eject from an ice climb on a sharp time limit.
WTF The ships still have fuel enough to launch?
HIGH You can pet the dog AND the cat!
LOW Having to pause constantly for loading screens.
WTF Was that carrot laced with arsenic?
HIGH Taking down the maximum number of enemies with card plays left.
LOW Redrawing an entire hand of unusable heroics… only to get new unusable heroics.
WTF Why are there so many kinds of currency you can’t buy?
HIGH Dealing 5 million damage and completely healing my party on the verge of defeat.
LOW Nuking a boss before a cutscene where the same boss was wrecking my party.
WTF Can we not have a colony full of preteens in skintight suits please?