HIGH The atmosphere is top tier.
LOW Repetition and recycled content.
WTF …Happened to my save file?
Tag: Weird
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show Review
HIGH Think The Office, but with cults and the occasional demon.
LOW The combat mechanics feel floaty.
WTF A vampire priest purging demons — just another day in Poland.
Death Of The Reprobate Review
HIGH Seamlessly interweaving high art with toilet humor.
LOW Unclear point-and-click limitations.
WTF The protagonist’s matchmaking skills should put him in jail.
Children Of The Sun Review
HIGH Pulling off a perfectly-timed string of hits without hesitation.
LOW Where is the last guy on this level?!
WTF The balancing of the last two stages!
Paper Trail Review
HIGH Beautiful soundtrack. A fresh spin on the puzzle genre.
LOW Countless components to puzzles can make completion a bit tedious.
WTF The NPC dialogue is wild.
Alan Wake 2 Review
HIGH The game’s aesthetics and visual style.
LOW The slow-paced start and abrupt ending!
WTF Why do I need a supercomputer to run this?!?
Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition Review
HIGH An wonderfully atmospheric game with an incredible soundtrack.
LOW Issues with the cursor. The late game plot slowdown.
WTF The distillery section is extremely jarring.
Crime O’ Clock Review
HIGH The sheer amount of detail and care put into each map.
LOW Way too much filler.
WTF The AI’s passionate hatred of goats.
Backbeat Review
HIGH Petting the dog! Players must pet the dog.
LOW Spending too much time getting Chaz to the sax in “Crouching Bassline, Hidden Saxophone”.
WTF Why do these people take their instruments everywhere?
No More Heroes 3 Review
HIGH Suplexing alligators, hell yeah!
LOW Defensive options in combat often feel inaccurate and clunky.
WTF Did I miss the reasoning behind Doctor Naomi being turned into a tree?