Needs A Rolling Start HIGH Ricocheting through the last 20% of “Weave” with sparks flying en route to a record time. LOW The overly technical and slow “Palm” track. WTF It is insanely goofy that the sharpest turns are the easiest. The simplest kind of racing comes in the form […]
In my continuing effort to watch every episode of cartoons that I loved as a kid, the next one on my agenda was G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero — specifically, the Sunbow Productions run starting with the first installment of the original limited series, all the way through the regular episodes and finishing with G.I. Joe: The Movie.
HIGH An actual story mode and some solid arcade racing.
LOW Why can’t I just buy a specific car whenever I want?
WTF Checking Amazon for a Hot Wheels model of a Toyota Supra.
HIGH A solid and accessible arcade racer.
LOW Bizarre unlock system for new cars.
WTF The look on my partner’s face as I peruse the Hot Wheels section at my local Target.
HIGH It’s like getting to rifle through a box of action figures.
LOW Repetitive maps. Enemy AI is as clever as an action figure.
WTF Why is Storm Shadow using guns???