HIGH Scoring just shy of a billion points on one ball.
LOW Scoring less than 10 million combined points on the other two balls.
WTF Trying to comprehend what’s going on during moments of mass chaos.
Author: Brian Theisen
This Is Not A Review – Unfair Rampage: Knightfall
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.The subject of this installment: the procedurally generated, action platformer Unfair Rampage: Knightfall, by indie developer Imphenzia. The game currently has a demo available on Steam, but no official release date yet.
This Is Not A Review: Pinball M Tables
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: the pinball tables available in the recent release Pinball M, developed and published by Zen Studios.
Pinball M Review
HIGH New challenge modes.
LOW Repetitive sound bites.
WTF Pinball blood trails.
Excessive Trim Review
HIGH The buzzsaw flying saucer.
LOW Little reason to play more than a couple times.
WTF Why did this alien have to come to Earth to get high?
Ugly Review
HIGH A well-executed mirror mechanism.
LOW The final boss is a lesson in patience.
WTF Certain disturbing story flashbacks.
Disney Illusion Island Review
HIGH Traversing the expansive, animated world.
LOW A couple of cutscenes are too long.
WTF Water stages that control just as well as the rest of the game!?
ProtoCorgi Review
HIGH Stages one, two, three, and five.
LOW The fourth stage.
WTF Locking an advertised feature behind a secret location!?
PREVIEW: Ugly
We’ve recently seen a sharp increase in requests to preview games, and one that caught my eye was the puzzle platformer, Ugly. While the name didn’t pique interest, the cartoon style and its mechanics intrigued me. The demo is short and sweet, but shows promise.
This Is Not A Review: Pinball FX New Tables
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.