HIGH The soundtrack is genuinely excellent.
LOW Poorly designed levels.
WTF Commiting to the bit makes it a difficult game to review!
Tag: satire
CRIT HIT VIDEO: Do Not Feed The Monkeys 2099
Today GameCritics is happy to present this video covering Do Not Feed The Monkeys 2099 from guest contributor Arlyeon. For more from Arlyeon, you can check out their YouTube channel or their Discord.
No More Heroes 3 Review
HIGH Suplexing alligators, hell yeah!
LOW Defensive options in combat often feel inaccurate and clunky.
WTF Did I miss the reasoning behind Doctor Naomi being turned into a tree?
Hell Pie Review
HIGH Such dark humor is rare in the industry.
LOW The combat is underwhelming.
WTF Is speaking forbidden in hell?
Fashion Police Squad Review
HIGH The visual style is totally on point.
LOW The rigid weapon restrictions become irritating very quickly.
WTF Yes, Cindy Aurum’s awesome. That’s a weird reference though.
This Is Not A Review: Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, developed by Snoozy Kazoo and published by Graffiti Games.
Kosmokrats Review
Comrades In Space
HIGH Original and unpredictable.
LOW The levels with asteroids, ice on the components and incoming fire.
WTF How are they growing potatoes out here?
George Orwell’s Animal Farm Review
Two Legs Good, A Thousand Mouseclicks Bad
HIGH Managing to resist the humans and defend the farm.
LOW Having to click endlessly to get through each dialogue.
WTF Getting the same ending three times in a row.
Going Under Review
Working Harder AND Smarter
HIGH A colorful, hilarious roguelike parody of startup culture.
LOW The framerate can be rough, especially in later dungeons.
WTF I really need a job.
Saints Row: The Third Remastered
The Third Is The Word
HIGH “Power” by Kanye West is the best superhero theme music.
LOW The treatment of women.
WTF I would exceed this review’s word limit listing all the WTFs here.