HIGH Scoring just shy of a billion points on one ball.
LOW Scoring less than 10 million combined points on the other two balls.
WTF Trying to comprehend what’s going on during moments of mass chaos.
HIGH Scoring just shy of a billion points on one ball.
LOW Scoring less than 10 million combined points on the other two balls.
WTF Trying to comprehend what’s going on during moments of mass chaos.
HIGH Adorable adventure. Clever minigames as combat. Robot dog!!!
LOW A bit too much backtracking for an experience so short.
WTF Did I just dress up like a pinball machine?
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: the pinball tables available in the recent release Pinball M, developed and published by Zen Studios.
HIGH New challenge modes.
LOW Repetitive sound bites.
WTF Pinball blood trails.
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
HIGH Large number of tables available right away.
LOW Another game adopting a season pass model.
WTF Stupid, sexy, 3D Bride of Pinbot animation.
HIGH An excellent, digitally recreated pinball table.
LOW Price compared to other tables on Pinball FX3.
WTF For such a common shot, I rarely activated the bumper event.

HIGH Not a single bad table in the bunch.
LOW Timers that keep running while the ball is not in play.
WTF Missile launchers on a golf course!?

HIGH The Monster Bash multi-ball.
LOW It’s only a two-table pack.
WTF The whole idea behind a monster rock band.

HIGH Strong art design, the premise is great.
LOW Spinning a laser structure the wrong way and frying my last ball.
WTF Why is barely anything explained?