HIGH The atmosphere is superb and the puppets are comically feral.
LOW Some severe framerate drops. Plentiful healing dials the tension down.
WTF Have you ever seen a depressed puppet?
HIGH The atmosphere is superb and the puppets are comically feral.
LOW Some severe framerate drops. Plentiful healing dials the tension down.
WTF Have you ever seen a depressed puppet?
HIGH I never knew a chainsaw leg power slide would be everything I needed in life!
LOW The grappling hook can be aggravating to use.
WTF You can fight a vending machine, because reasons!
HIGH The world is incredibly fleshed out.
LOW Some overly tight timing on puzzles grated on my nerves.
WTF The whole story is one giant WTF moment after another.
HIGH Fantastic improvements and modernizations.
LOW There are still some rough spots, despite said changes
WTF The music track that plays in the nightclub level slaps hard.
HIGH Superb atmosphere and aesthetic — it creeped me out!
LOW Some of the spotlight placements felt unavoidable.
WTF What is it with survival horror games trying to make us put our hands in toilets?
HIGH Prosecutor’s Gambit had some great twists and turns…
LOW …but the first entry definitely didn’t have as many.
WTF Wow! The second title’s initial case sure feels timely!
HIGH A final boss worth waiting the whole game for.
LOW Three of the Dragon levels are ridiculously difficult.
WTF “Earth Defense Force 7 Begins”
HIGH A riveting supernatural story with a legendary legacy.
LOW What do you mean the other half is still in production?!
WTF The tonal shifts when encountering a bad ending and reading the cast commenting on your failures.
HIGH It always feels great to play my boy Donnie…
LOW …But bland gameplay and repeated voice lines test that theory.
WTF What’s with these Slendermen-looking dudes?
HIGH A pretty solid soundtrack.
LOW A comparatively weaker second half.
WTF A girl with a humongous rifle!