HIGH “I know kara-te!”
LOW The first act.
WTF Just how many animations for knocking out a Nazi did they program?
HIGH “I know kara-te!”
LOW The first act.
WTF Just how many animations for knocking out a Nazi did they program?
HIGH Sliding into a delivery with one second left on the clock.
LOW Trying to turn around in a dead end.
WTF Mr. Wiener.
HIGH Escaping from jail for the first time.
LOW The final heist mission.
WTF Why does everyone in this town sleep with their eyes open?
HIGH Finding the last piece of evidence that finally cracks the case.
LOW The myriad technical issues.
WTF With all the passwords left on sticky notes, this city needs better IT Security.
HIGH The slow-mo teleport ability.
LOW The boss with the hammer.
WTF Gripping the controller so hard that my hands hurt.
HIGH The golf segment.
LOW Literally waiting on the bus.
WTF Why is there not an effective synonym for shadow?
HIGH I just love the title.
LOW The boss fights.
WTF Kicking an anthropomorphized brain in the testicles.
Know When To Fold ‘Em HIGH The ending of the second act. LOW The final boss. WTF Getting decimated by a Roomba was not on my 2024 bingo card. The puzzle-platformer genre is a crowded one. Long the haven of indie developers and home to many luminaries, it takes a […]
Waking up in a hospital is never a good sign. Even worse when that hospital is on a space station currently under siege by terrorists. Such is a day in the life of Dawn, a futuristic super-cop and the protagonist of Selaco.
HIGH Excellent tutorialization.
LOW Getting stuck in a cycle of trial and error.
WTF So that’s how a pressure cooker works!