FUCK ALL NAZIS
HIGH: Too many memorable moments and setpieces to count.
LOW: No option to make all of the Nazis look like Richard Spencer.
WTF: Are we really at the point where some good ol’ fashioned Nazi slaughter is a political statement?
Author: Jarrod Johnston
This Is Not A Review Yet: Gran Turismo Sport
Welcome to This Is Not A Review Yet, not to be confused with This Is Not A Review. In this new, crazy digital age of early access titles and huge chunks of games being tied directly to ever-changing online modes and events, it’s making less and less sense to review […]
Forza Motorsport 7 Review
Wave The Caution Flag
HIGH The core racing is still exceptional
LOW Spending two hours researching the in-game economy, only to have it change before the review runs.
WTF Making a racing game without Toyota is like making a Mario game without a fire flower
Axiom Verge Review (Switch)
On The Verge Again
HIGH Yo, it’s Axiom Verge on the TV or on the go.
LOW $20 may be a tad high for a two-year old game with no extras that’s on sale all the time.
WTF One guy made every aspect of it. I am clearly inferior to this man.
Sonic Mania Review
They Actually Did It!
HIGH This whole game makes me high with joy.
LOW Hitting enemies or falling into pits because Sonic’s going too fast to see in front of him.
WTF How did some guy in Australia pull off what Sega has been trying to accomplish for two decades?