As good as a colonoscopy
HIGH It's light years ahead of NBA Live 15, in every way possible…
LOW … so is a colonoscopy.
WTF Based on the audio, it's not uncommon for everyone to leave the arena mid-game, including the announcers.
Author: Brad Bortone
Leo’s Fortune Review
Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…
HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?
LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.
WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."
Madden NFL 16 Review
"Next year" is finally here…
HIGH: The new pass placement and receiver mechanics are the best series additions since the magic stiff arm of Madden '97…
LOW: … and the Dynamic Drive Goals feature is the worst.
WTF: Jim Nantz and Phil Simms have the collective personality of a dial tone.
Whispering Willows Review
"I see dead puzzles…"
HIGH Gameplay visuals are striking
LOW Cut-scene visuals are alarming
WTF There's more conflict and distress in the Brad Pitt episode of "Growing Pains"
F1 2015 Review
Poetry in Motion, but More Limited than Haiku
HIGH The look and feel of the driving
LOW The lack of customization and personality
WTF Limited modes make this seem like a budget title
EA Sports Rory McIlroy PGA Tour Review
EA's reboot lacks the eye of the … well, you know.
HIGH: Not having ample time to bake scones between holes.
LOW: Shimmery, hiccupping graphics and textures seem odd on current platforms.
WTF: Did I just use a 4-iron near a grazing elk?