HIGH A sharp set of mechanics and modes offers many satisfying ways to play.
LOW The arcade mode suffers from numerous technical hiccups and oversights.
WTF Why does attract mode show multiplayer when the game doesn't support it?
HIGH The main character is kinda cool
LOW Everything else
WTF Grenades that roll past enemies, go in a circle, and then off a ledge
HIGH The silly dialogue made me laugh out loud
LOW It's constantly on the border between challenging and unfair
WTF Black-robed bullet-sponge ninjas
HIGH Punching a Godzilla right in its stupid face.
LOW Seriously, how can spiders fire webs through buildings?
WTF "Bombs, burning and lasers don't work… maybe try punching them?"
HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing
WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground
HIGH Chaotic shooting action ahoy!
LOW Too chaotic, actually.
WTF Pretty much the whole story mode.
HIGH A graphical stunner full of eye candy and fan service.
LOW The lack of depth and small selection of environments.
WTF Apparently, the job requirements for Han Solo's voice actor were "Male. Preferably conscious."
HIGH The beginning of chapter thirteen is cool, and Exuberant Witness is awesome.
LOW The suicidal conveyor belt of failed AI revives. I wouldn't trust these braindead Spartans to open a tin of peaches without adult supervision, let alone save humanity.
WTF Spartans engaging in poorly directed hand-to-hand fisticuffs.
