HIGH Great production values and an ’80s MTV aesthetic.
LOW Writing that reminded me how old I am.
WTF Classic channel scrambling from the ’80s and ’90s is here, too.
HIGH Great production values and an ’80s MTV aesthetic.
LOW Writing that reminded me how old I am.
WTF Classic channel scrambling from the ’80s and ’90s is here, too.
HIGH I never knew a chainsaw leg power slide would be everything I needed in life!
LOW The grappling hook can be aggravating to use.
WTF You can fight a vending machine, because reasons!
HIGH The world is incredibly fleshed out.
LOW Some overly tight timing on puzzles grated on my nerves.
WTF The whole story is one giant WTF moment after another.
HIGH Fantastic improvements and modernizations.
LOW There are still some rough spots, despite said changes
WTF The music track that plays in the nightclub level slaps hard.
HIGH It always feels great to play my boy Donnie…
LOW …But bland gameplay and repeated voice lines test that theory.
WTF What’s with these Slendermen-looking dudes?
HIGH Knocking jars off tables because I felt like it.
LOW Being dragged out of a construction yard by a disgruntled worker.
WTF A social media-obsessed mosquito.
HIGH It’s still one of the greatest games ever made…
LOW …in a barebones port.
WTF I recommend The Bravados if you haven’t seen it. Super underrated western.