Holding Out For A Hero
HIGH Lots of Suda’s trademark style.
LOW The gameplay’s nowhere near as inspired.
WTF Travis’ cat is capable of operating a fax machine.
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The Messenger Review
Ninjas, Nostalgia, And Nigh-Impossible Platforming
HIGH Clever story, neat characters.
LOW Being “killed” 53 times by the same boss and chase.
WTF What does Quarble spend his Time Shards on?
Virginia Second Opinion
Twin Reeks
HIGH Lyndon Holland’s incredible score.
LOW The nauseatingly narrow field of view.
WTF All of it, basically.
No Man’s Sky Review
Crashing Into The Void
HIGH Deciphering the last little bit of the AI language.
LOW More than two dozen crash-to-menus.
WTF I’ll just go take a dip in that hundred-degrees-below-zero water now…
Senran Kagura: Shinovi Versus (PC) Review
Go ninja, go ninja, go!
HIGH The variety between characters keeps the combat fresh.
LOW Battles against low-level grunts are repetitive and often mindless.
WTF Massive screen-tearing during the opening cinematic.