HIGH Discovering an old 3D platformer I hadn’t played yet.
LOW Dated controls.
WTF That Croc remake cannot come soon enough.
Tag: ps1
The Thing: Remastered Review
HIGH Original creature ideas, interesting blend of action/RTS, quality-of-life updates.
LOW Monotonous level design, bland color palette, awkward menus and dated animations.
WTF Guy who says “we’re screwed!” then “it’s alright, I’m OK” a second later.
Sorry We’re Closed Review
HIGH Witty, offbeat dialogue steeped in queer culture, Grammy-worthy soundtrack.
LOW Boss fights.
WTF This game is hornier than a Renaissance faire, so how are there no sex scenes?
Alisa: Developer’s Cut Review
HIGH It’s a time machine back to the ’90s.
LOW The instant-fail stealth section.
WTF Sock puppets that the main character thinks are real people.
Crow Country Review
HIGH The PS1 aesthetic is captured well.
LOW Odd pacing and playing it safe for new players can skew the experience.
WTF Traps… lots of traps…
Outbreak: Endless Nightmares Review
Always Deeper Down The Rabbit Hole
HIGH Absolutely dominating with a level 5 Magnum.
LOW Traps that one-shot the player with no warning.
WTF Are there seriously just three monster types?