One Helluva Good Time

HIGH Starting a stage and immediately wiping out hordes of enemies.
LOW Early boss battles that are more challenging than later ones.
WTF Where did that mummy get a bazooka arm!?

HIGH Starting a stage and immediately wiping out hordes of enemies.
LOW Early boss battles that are more challenging than later ones.
WTF Where did that mummy get a bazooka arm!?
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Escape From Life, Inc. available on PC, developed and published by Power Burger.


HIGH Winning a match after numerous high-speed volleys.
LOW The severe lack of meaningful health boosts between battles.
WTF The final boss unleashing an attack that became its own demise.

HIGH Stringing together a large combo of destruction.
LOW The final boss regenerating health.
WTF The double sawblade being a lame choice for boss battles.

HIGH Unleashing a Rage Attack as a deified character.
LOW Revisiting the same levels multiple times.
WTF Unleashing a Rage Attack as a deified character.

HIGH The unique premise of elder romance.
LOW It’s an extremely short experience.
WTF A catchy song about senior citizens dating.

This past weekend, the folks over at Bandai Namco held a closed beta test for the upcoming Mobile Suit Gundam Extreme vs. Maxiboost On. It’s currently in Japanese arcades but, barring any issues due to current world health events, it will be making its way to PS4 later this summer.

HIGH Almost all the content for one low price.
LOW Load times, especially when starting the game up.
WTF Receiving in-game ads for upgrading to Champion Edition.

HIGH Not a single bad table in the bunch.
LOW Timers that keep running while the ball is not in play.
WTF Missile launchers on a golf course!?

HIGH Numerous vehicles and construction equipment to choose from.
LOW Having to toggle the camera controls on and off.
WTF No penalty for destroying a random person’s van??