Mapping Out A Good Time

HIGH The map manipulation mechanism.
LOW A couple of puzzles with extremely vague hints.
WTF How did those huskies survive so long!?

HIGH The map manipulation mechanism.
LOW A couple of puzzles with extremely vague hints.
WTF How did those huskies survive so long!?

HIGH Hitting an enemy sniper halfway across the map.
LOW Up-close combat not involving sniper rifles.
WTF The x-ray testicle shot. Ouch.
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Later Daters Part Two available on Nintendo Switch and PC, developed and published by Bloom Digital.


HIGH Eating every morsel in a 75-point puzzle
LOW Small handful of single-solution puzzles
WTF How did I miss points in the end credit sequence!?

HIGH The first half of the game.
LOW Horrible, horrible water levels.
WTF The “Catch the Cousin” minigames
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Connection Haunted developed by MrCiastku and published by No Gravity Games.


HIGH Experiencing this absurd, colorful shmup
LOW Chaos on screen leading to difficult to detect bullets
WTF The game is about flying, bullet storm cats

HIGH Bristol. Always Bristol.
LOW Still not a huge selection of legacy racers.
WTF That pit crew is not social distancing.

HIGH Stringing together a 57-multiplier combo.
LOW Concussion-inducing overhangs that are difficult to avoid.
WTF Doing the worm on a bike 20 feet in the air.

HIGH Classic Mr. Driller action with a few twists.
LOW Having to clear a depth in every minigame to unlock the next stage.
WTF The random warp that puts Mr. Driller directly under falling blocks.