HIGH The sound design rocks.
LOW So many bugs.
WTF Those zombies dressed as pigs standing still, doing nothing.
HIGH The sound design rocks.
LOW So many bugs.
WTF Those zombies dressed as pigs standing still, doing nothing.
As I wait for the dropship to pick me up, I reflect on just how badly this run had gone.
It started — as all deployments do — with my character, a freshly-ressurrected cyberzombie clad in an armored exoskeleton, jumping out of a helicopter into a warzone..
HIGH Beautiful, scenic and cathartic vistas.
LOW Some slippery platforming.
WTF Those human statues creep me out.
HIGH Cute visuals, fantastic world design and puzzles.
LOW The roomba puzzle was a bit too fussy.
WTF It’s the most useful golf club in history!

HIGH Satisfying gunplay, and a nearly limitless supply of it.
LOW Could use a bit more personality.
WTF An anticlimactic encounter against a boss teased in the opening level.