HIGH INDUSTRIAL ACTION!!!
LOW A frequent bug that makes it impossible to complete a shift.
WTF In the future, ‘no plastic’ is a fancy diet.
Tag: Sci-Fi
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Review
HIGH Dealing 5 million damage and completely healing my party on the verge of defeat.
LOW Nuking a boss before a cutscene where the same boss was wrecking my party.
WTF Can we not have a colony full of preteens in skintight suits please?
Citizen Sleeper Review
HIGH It’s a marvelous Swiss watch of storytelling and experience.
LOW Selling all of my data a couple of turns too soon.
WTF There’s no ending if you [REDACTED]???
Elex II Review
The All-Sprinkles Sundae Gets Another Scoop
HIGH The reveal of what’s going on with the villains.
LOW Trying to fight anything but the lowest-level monsters with a sword.
WTF There are two different monsters, both called “Rippers”.
This Is Not A Review: Gravitators
Sadly I’m unable to ethically review Gravitators. I started playing a year ago when it was in beta. I put in more than fifty hours of testing and offered notes copious enough that I wound up with a special thanks in the credits. It’s too bad this can’t be a review, though, because it would be an absurdly positive one.
Warp Frontier Review
Kings Of The (Warp) Frontier
HIGH Incredibly well-done narrative with strong voice acting.
LOW Some sections can be a bit tedious.
WTF I want to punch MAC so hard…
Mass Effect: Legendary Edition Review
A Space Opera For The Ages
HIGH One of the best stories in gaming.
LOW Weak boss fights across the trilogy.
WTF That giant robot in Mass Effect 2.
Chorus Review
Ravishing Dark Redemption
HIGH Too many to list here!
LOW I wish I knew more about Nara’s past.
WTF Why are there so many mission-breaking bugs?
ExZeus: The Complete Collection Review
A Weak Blast From the Past
HIGH Drifting a motorbike around corners as missiles rain down around me.
LOW The boss that spams screen-clearing attacks.
WTF Is that the ship from The Last Starfighter?
Golf Club Wasteland Review
A Hole In The Heart
HIGH Silly, amusing first impressions followed by surprising depth.
LOW Missing some diary entries because hitting under par is too frustrating.
WTF Hipster Pubes.