Energy Hook: Hands-On Preview
Author: Mike Suskie
The Static Speaks My Name Review
You Just Don't Understand
HIGH The shrimp tank.
LOW The generic "crazy guy" messages written in red.
WTF Outsourcing the urination noise. It was really important that they got that right.
Her Story Review
Watch This
HIGH Discovering that the background apps can be opened.
LOW I get that this actress is also a singer, but that musical interlude is a bit long-winded.
WTF A brief anecdote concerning a hairbrush.
God Of War III Remastered Review
I Have Fury
HIGH The first hour.
LOW The last hour.
WTF Why does Kratos suddenly care about Pandora?
Project CARS Review
We Meet Again, Bathurst
HIGH California One.
LOW Karting.
WTF Getting an off-track penalty for taking a mandatory pit stop.
I Am Bread Review
All Bun and Games
HIGH Zero-G mode.
LOW The game crashing while trying to load zero-G mode.
WTF The whole thing, really. It's a game about a slice of bread.
La-Mulana EX Review
Get Lost
HIGH That fleeting glimmer of optimism when actual progress is made.
LOW Re-orienting after any amount of time away.
WTF Hey, Rising Star Games? Y'all know what a red star means, right?
Ori And The Blind Forest Review
Gliding Over All
HIGH The first ten minutes.
LOW The stomp attack is a bit wonky.
WTF It's hard not to see Naru as a furry Baymax.
Grow Home Review
A Garden of Whimsy
HIGH Looking down.
LOW That bull isn't friendly.
WTF This came from Ubisoft. Ubisoft.
Assassin’s Creed: Unity Review
Iconic Performance Issues
HIGH 22fps.
LOW 3fps.
WTF The recurring quirk of hitting the map button and going to the IE app.