HIGH Getting from one end of the city to the other without touching the ground.
LOW Tired references to Reddit, NeoGAF, and everything else culture-relevant.
WTF The villain sounds identical to Monokuma from Danganronpa.
I've got a bone to pick with Insomniac.
HIGH The gun that fires health-draining orbs.
LOW The complete lack of breadth.
WTF Not being able to find opponents means that I have an excuse to not play this.
HIGH Everything involving the alien.
LOW A lengthy midgame segment that has nothing to do with the alien.
WTF Reuniting the original cast and then walling them off for preorders.
HIGH The Dynasty Warriors take on classic Cucco rage.
LOW Some massive slowdown in local co-op.
WTF The one big reference to Majora's Mask. Just… wait for it.
HIGH The second Glaive battle.
LOW Occasional putzing around when switching between two control schemes.
WTF Oh, her name is "Kai Tana"? Haaaaaaa.
There was a big fuss last year when it was revealed that Ryse: Son of Rome would only run at 900p on Xbox One, which was, at the time, the only platform for which the game would be released. I'm sure that plenty of the people making the commotion […]
HIGH That red skeleton violinist guy.
LOW The monstrous performance problems plaguing the Xbox 360 port.
WTF Another side-scrolling action game with no d-pad control? Seriously?
HIGH Getting an endomorph barbarian with gigantism and chakram.
LOW Accidentally picking a character with vertigo and playing upside-down.
WTF What is this? A font size for ants?
HIGH Remote-triggering a guard's grenade and watching him accidentally throw it at another guard.
LOW The game's story is a total afterthought.
WTF Was this really the best licensed soundtrack Ubisoft could throw together?
HIGH Seeing the films' dramatic scenes reenacted with LEGOs, as usual.
LOW Going from my Dark Souls binge to this shallow, lightweight fare.
WTF A LEGO game on PS4 and they still can't get it running higher than 30fps?