HIGH Seamlessly interweaving high art with toilet humor.
LOW Unclear point-and-click limitations.
WTF The protagonist’s matchmaking skills should put him in jail.
Tag: Comedy
Shikon-X Astro Defense Fortress Review
HIGH Adorable adventure. Clever minigames as combat. Robot dog!!!
LOW A bit too much backtracking for an experience so short.
WTF Did I just dress up like a pinball machine?
Kofi Quest Review
HIGH The never-ending parody.
LOW The emptiness of certain areas on the map.
WTF Does Kofi Quest have the best slime character ever?
An Airport For Aliens Currently Run By Dogs Review
Everything I Know, I Learned From Aliens
HIGH The infinite number of hands needed to pet all the doggos.
LOW The backtracking required to solve puzzles and board the planes.
WTF The tornadoes are a rather cruel idea!
It Takes Two Review
Two Can Make That Wish Come True
HIGH Creative level design, thoughtful writing, and smooth gameplay.
LOW Cutie.
WTF I’m sure Dr. Hakim is a racist stereotype, but I can look past it just this once.
Gal*Gun Returns Review
Better Than Tinder
HIGH The story is pure cheese and fully embraces it.
LOW The moment-to-moment gameplay is basic and feels repetitive.
WTF How does someone accidentally shoot a child with a crossbow fourteen times?
Ray’s The Dead Review
Growing Up Dead
HIGH The swimming race around the lake.
LOW Level 5-1 is kind of a disaster.
WTF Is this ‘Pikmin Plays The Market’?
Yuppie Psycho Review
Blood-Red Collar Work
HIGH Finding all of the hidden short films.
LOW The third boss fight is borderline incomprehensible.
WTF I swear that’s James Spader right over there.
Don’t Run Away Preview
This isn’t a normal preview, since it’s not really fair to write a preview of your own project. So instead, I’m announcing my upcoming game/criticism project, the Visual Novel Don’t Run Away!
Dino Frontier Review
Saddle Up Them Dinos!
HIGH What happens to the Bandit King at the end of his boss fight.
LOW It’s over already?
WTF The Bandit King’s introduction.