HIGH A great balance between cozy and challenging, plus frogs with hats.
LOW A few visual glitches and some awkward tools.
WTF I’m afraid we’ll need to use… math.
Tag: Game Reviews
Star Wars: Episode One: Jedi Power Battles Review
HIGH The platforming is only slightly tedious now!
LOW The final fight with Darth Maul is still basically impossible.
WTF Someone at Lucasfilm Games keeps approving these things.
Split Fiction Review
HIGH Amazing setpieces and co-op gameplay
LOW Simplistic storytelling, predictable character beats.
WTF Pig body horror.
Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered Review
HIGH Fantastic improvements and modernizations.
LOW There are still some rough spots, despite said changes
WTF The music track that plays in the nightclub level slaps hard.
Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap Review
HIGH Sniping the head clean off an orc’s shoulders! With a wrench! Somehow!
LOW The ‘thrill’ of grinding for a -0.2 second reset time to grind more efficiently.
WTF 99,999 Skulls to wear the color PURPLE. Are you serious?
Once Alive Review
HIGH An intriguing tale that features some interesting twists.
LOW Game performance issues and stilted voice acting mar the experience.
WTF You don’t want to turn 57 years old in HaustVille…
Legacy Of Kain Soul Reaver 1&2 Remastered
HIGH Stellar worldbuilding, story and voice acting.
LOW The gameplay has not aged well.
WTF Why are there so many block pushing puzzles?!?
Metro Awakening Review
HIGH The first game where checking the chamber of my gun has a skill ceiling.
LOW The “worm worm worm worm worm worm worm” scene.
WTF Five headshots and an enemy still gets back up. Really?!?
Short Trip Review
HIGH The hand-drawn graphics are absolutely gorgeous.
LOW I would’ve loved more background about the game’s creation.
WTF There is no WTF, only vibes.
Fear the Spotlight Review
HIGH Superb atmosphere and aesthetic — it creeped me out!
LOW Some of the spotlight placements felt unavoidable.
WTF What is it with survival horror games trying to make us put our hands in toilets?