HIGH Classic compulsive Monster Train cardplay, crunchier than ever.
LOW Higher learning curve than the first. Some unclear interactions.
WTF Which one of you sickos put all these waifus in the train???
HIGH Classic compulsive Monster Train cardplay, crunchier than ever.
LOW Higher learning curve than the first. Some unclear interactions.
WTF Which one of you sickos put all these waifus in the train???
HIGH Deeply customizable builds.
LOW A grueling number of enemies.
WTF All that text on a single piece of equipment
HIGH Rich, flexible mechanics. A boatload of meaningful content.
LOW Some unavoidable clunky menu shuffling.
WTF A pot full of human backs?
HIGH Correctly identifying my first spirit!
LOW Trying singleplayer mode.
WTF Why is there a full ribcage in this garage?
HIGH Easy-to-learn mechanics and beautiful pixel art.
LOW Progression isn’t interesting.
WTF Nobunaga being a heart in a trenchcoat.
HIGH Finding the final crystal skull.
LOW Repeatedly being teleported deep enough to have the air crushed out of my lungs.
WTF Finding out what Bait is made out of.
HIGH A lovingly-crafted world.
LOW The final boss difficulty spike
WTF Kind of elf is that?
HIGH Fluid combat and solid build diversity.
LOW Paper-thin story.
WTF The Shredder knows who Plato is?!
Bubblegum Cyberpunk HIGH The cyberpunk aesthetics are on point. LOW The combat is underwhelming throughout. WTF Later weapon unlock challenges can be excruciatingly laborious. Oh no! There’s a great big floating space station known as the Arc, and it’s been taken over by a malfeasant AI virus which wasted no […]
HIGH A couple of visually disturbing bosses.
LOW The absurd amount of looting required.
WTF How did I go the whole game without finding a better gun?