HIGH Using a scrub bomb to clean a whole hull in a single second.
LOW Trying to figure out a fish’s favorite food.
WTF In the distant future we’re still linking six-packs with plastic rings?
Author: Jason Ricardo
Tales Of Mathasia Review
HIGH A dangerously adorable seal.
LOW Fiddling with the discard command.
WTF That sparrow’s wizard outfit is EXTRA.
Laika: Aged Through Blood Review
HIGH Finding the secret faction’s hidden bunker.
LOW Trying to balance a motorcycle on cables.
WTF I was supposed to be watching for [REDACTED] this whole time?!
Atelier Marie Remake: The Alchemist Of Salburg Review
HIGH You can basically turn off combat.
LOW Trying to figure out exactly when events will trigger.
WTF Was not expecting the ‘keep honey away from bears’ minigame!
Fall Of Porcupine Review
HIGH Day in the Woods.
LOW That was an abrupt resolution.
WTF Why do I have to download the prologue separately?
Ed-0 Zombie Uprising Review
HIGH Picking up zombies and using them as a club to smash other zombies.
LOW The boss whose whole mechanic simply doesn’t work.
WTF I just got that boss so drunk he had to spend ten seconds vomiting all over the arena.
Jusant Review
HIGH There’s a button just for petting the cute sidekick.
LOW Trying to track down those last few letters.
WTF That last climb is CRAZY.
PREVIEW Jusant
The stone tower is so tall that, standing at the bottom, a human can’t see the top of it.
Dave The Diver Review
HIGH The high-speed tunnel chase!
LOW Trying to pour a beer.
WTF Wow, the developers really hate Greenpeace, huh?
VIDEO PREVIEW: Alone in the Dark (2023)
Alone in the Dark is back! After a 15 year absence — and yes, I’m aware of the terrible co-op shooter from 2015, it doesn’t count — the literal first name in survival horror is back! GameCritics was invited to an online preview event, and I have thoughts!