HIGH The chain tires – snowy roads be damned!
LOW Inadvertently locking myself out of the true ending.
WTF The snow-covered frozen corpses I kept finding.
HIGH The chain tires – snowy roads be damned!
LOW Inadvertently locking myself out of the true ending.
WTF The snow-covered frozen corpses I kept finding.
HIGH Sending a flight of bomb-laden parrots against my opponent.
LOW Trying to figure out where to go next.
WTF This is more penguins than I thought I’d see in hell.
HIGH The Thoroughly Modern Circe.
LOW The hive queens feel a little OP.
WTF The rhyming pigman!

HIGH The quiet scenes when Tommy talks to Sarah.
LOW Noticeable glitches. Also, I suck at driving.
WTF This game had me craving whiskey.

HIGH The Popemobile.
LOW A 500-square-kilometer level with no map.
WTF Flaming Rocket Powered Chainsaw Launcher.

HIGH The lock-on targeting in combat is a huge improvement.
LOW The implied sexual assault is still in the game!
WTF How is the final boss fight even worse than it was on PS2?

HIGH The ending is a perfect place to leave the characters.
LOW So many crashes!
WTF Is that character named after me? Probably not, right?