HIGH Cozy vibe and pixel art style.
LOW Gameplay can get repetitive.
WTF How many eldritch monsters can fit in one lake?
Tag: Humor
Kofi Quest Review
HIGH The never-ending parody.
LOW The emptiness of certain areas on the map.
WTF Does Kofi Quest have the best slime character ever?
Shadow Warrior 3 Review
A Shadow Of Its Former Self
HIGH Gore Kills are a nice idea.
LOW All the good features from previous games are gone!
WTF Whose idea was it to ship with just seven weapons?
Despot’s Game: Dystopian Battle Simulator Review
Can You Make The Best Puny Human Army?
HIGH Easy to start, difficult to master. Great humor.
LOW …not realizing you lost the run 30 minutes ago.
WTF Bakers throwing pretzels and BSDM whip warriors are both overpowered.
Duel On Board Review
Gone Shooting
HIGH Pulling out the clutch win.
LOW There’s just not a lot to do.
WTF Why are there aliens?!
Struggling Review
Appropriately Named
HIGH Adorably gruesome characters, great sense of humor.
LOW That motherf***ing part with the mountain climbers.
WTF Who thought that opening backstory was a good idea?
Getting Pulled Over In No Man’s Sky
No Man’s Sky is a vast and unimaginably large universe, and there are quintillions of planets. You could spend the rest of your life exploring and not even see 1% of the universe. But you know who has seen it all? The damn space cops.
Also known as The Sentinels, these little robots fly around every planet and moon scanning and watching. Scanning what? Everything. Watching what? You.
GameCritics.com Podcast Episode 149: The Division and Batman v Superman
The gang returns after yet another long hiatus to deliver a showstopping discussion of Ubisoft’s latest apology game in The Division, plus we also marvel at the sheer Division (give me a pun award please) among our panelists regarding the most recent Zack Snyder spectacular, Batman v Superman. The BvS segment featured *heavy* spoilers and starts around 1:12. Starring Tim Spaeth, Chi Kong Lui, Brad Gallaway, Dan Weissenberger, and Gene “The Media” Park.
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GameCritics.com Podcast Episode 147: Firewatch and Star Trek Captains
Firewatch! It’s a thing. To tell you any more would enter spoiler territory. However! There is a special spoiler segment from about 0:26 to 0:53 if you’re into that. Also we dive again in Felipe’s Mailbag, and come away with the one nerd question to rule them all-who is the best Star Trek Captain? Featuring Tim Speath, Chi Kong Lui, Richard Naik, and Corey Motley.
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GameCritics.com Podcast Episode 123: Game of the Year 2014 Spectacular
Lights! Camera! Horrible Skype updates! As 2014 comes to a close, the crew reflects on the highs, the lows, the really lows, and the really really lows. Plus, it's our closest, most exciting Game of the Year vote yet. Featuring Richard Naik, Brad Gallaway, Tim Spaeth, Dan Weissenberger, and Sinan Kubba.
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